If GGM can then even I can

So I read a short story by Gabriel Garcia Marquez and that fucker wrote a 5 page story in one line which kind of made me want to write a long sentence too which is what made me write my next blog though i must warn you that it might not make for most fun readnig but i have tried to make things funny by abusing several farm animals in hindi to make things much more riveting to you o kind reader like raand squirrel could crack up even the most stiff upper lipped one of you because the idea of a squirrel wearnig a little slut-skirt and stepping out into a crowded street for a decent night's work is thought-provoking if not funny since what ever will the world come to if animals have to be whores and walk around wearing little slut skirts swaying to th music of himesh bahi who recently performed at wembley where he hired several haraami rhinoceri to guard the d-area from angry fans most of whom were a group of gaandu cows who were aggravated because the nasal notes curdled their milk in the udders thus disabling any chance of playing Trik Or Teat with each other this Halloween.