OUR SLOW slide towards insanity ...greased on the fat of my word play

Please read this conversation. Observe how I use clever psychological traps and intelligent word play to make Afrin feel angry. I like you. Do you like me?
Afrin: hi doll
Afrin Sopariwala is online.
Mel: hi pencil neck
Afrin: ok.. so you wanna be nasty
fine
Mel: no tweezer thighs
Afrin: you earthworm penis
Mel: some earthworms have been known to grow upto 10 inches ni length, fat like a bamboo
Afrin: didnt ask for ur defence
if u wanna attack go ahead
am ready
Mel: ok tapeworm knees
i dont want to atack you.
Afrin: yea.. better than amoeba brain
Mel: why are you calling yourself amoeba brain?
you're more like scarecrow shnis
shins*
Afrin: thankyou
Mel: not to mention
Afrin: you're a .. damn it
cant think of anything
Mel: you are a moron
Afrin: yea.. i guess you're right
Mel: i am
Afrin: let me hide under my desk
Mel: why? are you wanting to blow someone?
Afrin: hey... seen borat yet?
Mel: no :(
you saw?
Afrin: nope
not yet
Mel: i wanna see it real bad
Afrin: yea.. i can imagine
will it come out in theatres there you think?
Mel: i doubt it ....
Afrin: darn
hows brown?
Mel: he's puking today ... :(
Afrin: oh no
take him to a doc if it goes on na
Mel: i will
Sent at 10:50 AM on Wednesday
Afrin: oh and btw.. y'all were in channel v
did anyone see it?
Mel: nope ....
Afrin: except that orkut chick 'rage'
damn it man
so annoying
Mel: heheh ... she's sweety
Afrin: i want a copy
i mean.. a copy of the video
Mel: me too
Afrin: pester neeraj now
Mel: ok
Afrin: vishy's on another planet
Mel: what?
Afrin: nothing.. just that gary's been pestering vishy for ages for the Irock video and last time i heard from gary, still no video
its hopeless
Mel: i'm going to fuck vishy right now
Afrin: ok.. have fun.. but dont be mean
ok, you're a discordian
no use telling you anything
you were born a discordian
Mel: u are a thimble twat
Afrin: you're a swatted fly
Mel: you are a NARROW gauge railwa line
Afrin: hey..
you know
finally
Mel: you suck ass
Afrin: i flattened a coin
on the railway tracks
after 5 attempts
Mel: god ... you're even more retarded than i ever thought
Afrin: 2 coins!
Mel: wasting money
fucking moron
Afrin: it was super fun
and the coins are cool
Mel: how about you flatten yourself the next time and rid us of all your dumbity
Afrin: stop being a mutt and i'll let you look at them
thats it
i've had enough
you scum of the universe
Mel: you love me and you can not be mad at me
Afrin: you should evaporate
Mel: i am your charming prince
Afrin: i'm quickly changing my mind
Mel: you are retarded
Afrin: havent caught sight of the charm for months
Mel: really? i think it's lost in the crack of my ass
Afrin: oh mel
i cant handle you
and work at the same time
Mel: you should turtle over and pretend to be a peanut
Afrin: you should be an oyster and sink to the bottom of the sea
Mel: have you heard deeper underground by jamiroquai?
Afrin: no.. but have it and am listening
now
Mel: how aBOUT SPLIT COVER THAT?
love that song
Afrin: listening
Mel: send to me please
m,ail mail
Afrin: k
hmm.. like it already
Mel: thanks Af
Afrin: cover cover
Mel: sweet
Afrin: but will gary sing it?
Mel: he will ..... anything that has lyrics like "there's too much panic in this town" , he will snig
he can do what he wants ... sing it anyway
Afrin: he should... its a new style for him
Mel: i think he'd like it
Afrin: sent it
Mel: thankyou .....
Afrin: tomorrow is Google India Sales Conference
Mel: are you selling anything?
Afrin: aiiyo
nope
we'll have talks and discussions by the bigwigs
am attending a seminar about orkut
hehe
Mel: really? that's nice.
so cool. please tell them we need to have access to international communities
Afrin: as in?
Mel: ruight now, if i search for southpark communities, i can only access indian southpark communities
Afrin: ohh ok
will ask
Mel: you are slightly retarded so it might take you time to understand
Afrin: hopefully i'll understand by tomorrow
Mel: never know
Sent at 11:14 AM on Wednesday
Afrin: pest
Sent at 11:17 AM on Wednesday
Mel: dont be rude
Afrin: sorry
Mel: it's ok. don't do it again
Afrin: never ever ever
Mel: don't be a moron
Afrin: sorry.. will try not to be
its very hard
Mel: ok Af ...am going to stop bugging you
you know why i am mean to you na?
Afrin: to stop me from being gullible?
cmon mel.. i was kidding
Mel: no. because you are retarded.
Afrin: ok
Mel: :P
Afrin: so then dont stop na
Mel: i am trying not to
Afrin: i turn tables and you throw it back at me
very nice
Mel: i am smart no?
Afrin: wont fall for your tricks again
Mel: i have moer tricks .... check this one out
knock knock
Afrin: oh no
who's there
Mel: AN INTERRUPTING COW
MOOOO
MOOOOO
MOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MOOOOOOOOOOOO
MOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Afrin: oh no
Mel: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Afrin: woof
Mel: MOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Afrin: arre.. the cows in hampi were all mad
Mel: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Afrin: they kept running and attacking people
Mel: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Afrin: never been scared of cows before
Mel: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Afrin: those chaps were all wild
Mel: MOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Afrin: give it a break mel!
Mel: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Afrin: am trying to make some money for google
Mel: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Afrin: aargh
Mel: :)
Afrin: horrible trick
Mel: YOUR SLOW slide towards insanity ...greased on the fat of my word play
Afrin: knock knock indeed
Mel: another one
you tell me a knocjk knco kjoke now
Afrin: dunnonone
Mel: really?
Afrin: i'm a retard
but lemme look some up!
Mel: sure
Afrin: really stupid ones
Mel: lemme av it
Afrin: knock knock
Mel: come in
:D
:)
Afrin: fine
Mel: :P
Afrin: rogue
Mel: :)
Afrin: i'll get you arrested
Mel: you can suck my balls